Comments on: Giving You the Toe is Worse than the Finger

By: Bigguss

Bigguss — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:12:56 +0000

I wonder how many people whipped their shoes off and checked their toes after reading this post?

I certainly checked mine out last night and mine seem to be about the same as Daniels. Then again, i have been called Sasquatch in the past.

By: Melchoir

Melchoir — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:43:25 +0000

@Bigguss
As a US-er, I’d say they on the large side. One or two toes being about the same length seems to be common. Three of them, however, is just plan crazy. Personally, I don’t have toes; I have stubblets. If I put my feet together, they form a nice little bell curve graph.

Look on the bright side though. Longer toes should grant more stability. Well… when you aren’t walking in dog vomit, anyway.

By: Kayeri

Kayeri — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:23:32 +0000

oh, man… this blog has me checking out my toe height???

::shaking head as I observe my 2nd toe is indeed, as tall as the first, and the middle is only a little shorter than that, but that there is a definite decrease after that::

By: Bigguss

Bigguss — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:59:08 +0000

@Ianjambo

lol @ Monkey toes

Perhaps its a US thing? What do you guys in the US say then, are they normal length toes??

By: brownyboi

brownyboi — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:25:56 +0000

I believe from my running days that it’s known as Morton’s Toe – causes all sorts of problems with runners and their footwear!

By: Ianjambo

Ianjambo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:27:30 +0000

Laughed out loud when I read this, Brain stories FTW!

I must say tho Daniel, those seem like proper monkey toes to me, maybe we are built differently here in Scotland but those are some of the longest toes I have ever seen!!!

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By: Caledonia

Caledonia — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:28:27 +0000

In the time spent researching new dishwashers, you could always hire a french maid to help with the um, washing……..

Sorry about the toe.

By: Nibuca

Nibuca — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:34:18 +0000

Moral of the story: Never put off cleaning up the vomit.. it will bite you in the ass. Not sure how the dishwasher works into that..

By: Rake

Rake — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:54:40 +0000

Hmmm Brain seemed a little slow and not performing up to usual standard. Might be time to see about outsourcing his role. That or circulate a rumor that his position is in danger. Might increase performance.