Comments on: I Wouldn’t Be Shocked if Michael Jackson Visits Me Tomorrow

By: DM Osbon

DM Osbon — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:20:17 +0000

This would never happen in the UK…well not in my lifetime.

By: Zuriell

Zuriell — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:06:59 +0000

Aww, the man formerly known as BRK is still on the internet.

Also: “warm spew” of anything is gross.

By: Moose

Moose — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:50:32 +0000

Gratz Dan, wish you could rub some of that off on my wife, she was just told that she’s being let go because she expects the people she works with who are responsiable for keeping records to actualy you know, keep records. She left her last job for this one two months ago.

And thanks a heap Shawn, Just found out that the same thing is happening to the telcom I work for, but at least we’ve got a 12 month no fire along with this in writing.

By: Solanum

Solanum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:17:59 +0000

You are having a year.

In fact, you are having my year!

*toasts via the internet*

By: Shawn

Shawn — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:14:05 +0000

That’s a lucky break, I guess. I worked for a phone company once and after two months they called a big meeting to announce that we were no longer working for the phone company, but for this new company who would contact us out to the phone company. Turns out that the bigwigs had been naughty and were trying to split up the company to save their assets (the switches and other hardware). Several people asked questions during the question and answer session, but the one I asked had the “oh sh*&” look from them, namely “Is there anything is writing that obligates the hardware company to actually still use us?” I started looking for a new job that afternoon. They went belly up in less than a year.

By: Clete

Clete — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:09:00 +0000

You quite sure that the layoffs weren’t in response to your admission to being a porcine fellow? In any case, congratulations on being out on your ass followed quickly by uh… falling upstairs.

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:43:05 +0000

Your sensing of time is getting better.

By: Janet

Janet — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:34:10 +0000

Congratulations on the new job! Wishing you all the best, and looking forward to your next installment~ hmmmm– you would be sooooo awesome at Blizzard……

By: Buggrit

Buggrit — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:32:27 +0000

Well at the start of the story it was a “Noooooooooooooo” but nicely turned around, good luck in the new venture mate and if this new job really needs somebody who can write you’ll do just fine mate

By: Lilivati

Lilivati — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:18:42 +0000

I’ve been contracted to company A but working at company B for a year now, also in the aerospace industry. I was recently offered another job (as an employee, with employee benefits) and I am so happy to not be among my former co-workers, who are running around like headless chickens right now because of F136.

I feel for them, but I’m glad to be out of the industry.