The Top Ten Things Ghostcrawler Thought About
Using as a Tribute to BRK But Wisely Decided Against.
For Example:
You don’t have to use the WoW Item Creator, plain ol’ text in the comments will do. Like:
“In Ironforge near the training dummies is an inn. Behind the bar is a spittoon, and they almost made it the “BRK Memorial Gargling Training Facility.”
Any questions?
Go.
Ghostcrawler: “Hmm… Let the Horde use the “BRK-1000″? Nah.”
Daniel I give you, the Big Red Kite. (Couldn’t find a better way to link this so here it is!)
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/334952/Big_Red_Kite.html
Wait, the BRK-1000 isn’t Horde usable?
BLASPHEMY! I quit at a good time.
P.S, Dan? That mace makes my poor, poor hunter brain hurt like it had been smacked my a lemon skin wrapped around a gold brick.
Edit to my above comment:
Here’s the real one, forgot to add yellow text:
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/334953/Big_Red_Kite.html
Here’s my attempt…….
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/334962/Raspberry_Latte.html
“Equipping this mace results in the swift forfeiture of weilders hunting license, foshizzle.”
P.S. Grats on the in-game nod Daniel. I can’t think of anyone more deserving of it than you. Miss ya.
~Tay
I took on Dan’s case about there being more Pet foods in game… and voila
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/334970/Hobbes_Raspberry_Flavored_Fish_Treats.html
I was actually thinking they should put a small message on the piles of demonic boar poo that you have to sift through in outlands…the message would simply read..”Hobbes was here”
A goggled, explorer’s league dwarf named Airman Howell walks along the hallways of Ironforge. Accompanied by his Winterspring Frostsaber Pridewatcher, Hobbes, he struts around Ironforge shouting out “Come get your fix of a delicious Raspberry Latte, foshizzle!” and the like. Raspberry Latte’s are bought for 65 silver and replenish 75% of your mana over 15 seconds. However, if fed to a hunter pet, the pet’s size is temporarily increased by 100% for 18 seconds.
When talked to, BRK doesn’t immediately bring up a vendor menu. Instead, he attempts to reminisce about times where he toured Northrend in his pimped out Four-Door Ford Fah-jord.
As a last quirk, just like many NPCs in the game, when BRK is repeatedly clicked on by a player, he starts to get annoyed and say voice emotes such as:
“You’re not amusing”
“That’s not funny.”
“You’re startin’ to bother me.”
And ultimately they all culminate into an exclusive voice emote: “KNOCK IT OFF!!!!”
Hopefully you highlight the your favorites in a follow-up post like you did with the Hunter Achievements. Even if mine doesn’t make it; I’d be interested in seeing which ones you liked the best. Needless to say I’ll be reading every comment here, too!
BRK’s Balancer
Agi +78
Str -30
Int -50
Stam -30
Haste -40
Use: Converts all stats into Agi for 30 seconds. (3 minute cooldown)
“Balance is the key. If you know what you’re doing, you’ll . . . ah forget it. I’ve told you all this before.”
ok. Had to make it as soon as I got home.
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335019/Big_Red_Balance.html
@ phil A mace is the equivalent to a pan galactic gargle blaster?
This is a really cute Idea Daniel.
I took a crack at making an item.
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335025/100lb_Puppy_of_Love.html
In case the flavor text is cut off it reads: “Not to be used by cockroaches and other lesser classes, foshizzle.”
Gnomish Flyer Hotsauce
Replenishes 50% of target’s health and mana.
Stacks up to 20, but drinking one has a chance of emptying the entire stack
Flavour text: “No one knows where the hotsauce goes, but we’re damned if we’re gonna ask”
/foshizzle
“Do we like (target)? Yes we do, foshizzle!”
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335045/Borked_Gauntlets_of_PTR_Meddling.html
Here’s my submission, after close to a half-hour of fighting with the WoWItemCreator website. Sheesh. Things I do for you, Dan.
Even the Paladins want to pay tribute to BRK…
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335053/Libram_of_Holy_Roaches.html
Gratz BRK – well deserved
we miss you!
The “spirit” of the Spirit Beast will now be taken literally; Spirit Strike will now target the nearest healer and “strike” from their stats +1000 Spirit for the BRK “Shot Rotation Magic”, aka, the hunter non-casting MP5 mana regen phase:
“For those times when ‘Lesser Classes’ are nearby and +Spirit on hunter gear just isn’t good enough. Working as intended.”
http://www.bigredkitty.net/2008/04/19/brk-hunter-guide-movie-shot-rotation-magic/
Love ya BRK, but you asked for it!
The BRK Latte-inator
Binds when equipped
Ranged Gun
360 – 720 damage Speed 2.60
(198 damage per second)
+38 Attack power
+38 Agility
Use: Converts bullets into steaming mugs of Latte which a have a chance of causing damage over a 20 yard area. All party members within range gain +38 haste and +38 dodge.
“Don’t ya just love the smell of Raspberry in the morning?”
A new hunter trainer NPC or one that stands next to the Hunter trainer. When you repsec talent points he’ll tut and grumble unless you spec BM
Couldn’t resist, sorry Daniel.
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335066/Brain.html
BRKs Red tinted goggles
1000 armor
+50 stam
+85 Agi
+200 AP
+40 crit
Equip: Every kitty you see is big and red
“Beast Master for life….even when specced otherwise, foshizzle”
A tribute to BRK for a lesser class.
BRK Garbage Can Lid
One-Hand “Weapon”
400 – 600 Damage Speed 2.60
(225 damage per second)
+99 Stamina
+200 Smack Rating
+150 Random Pally Stat
Classes: Paladins
Equip: Increases attack power by 150.
Equip: Brings the smackage or whatever Paladins do
Use: Allows you to greatly increase run speed for 5 seconds when being kited by a Hunter.
“Smells of month old raspberries”
Woot! Congrats on the gun! You definitely earned that one!!
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335090/Tome_of_Hunter_Loot.html
The goblins from Area 52 turn up in the next expansion, working on a new rocket ship, this one with designation BRK-45SW.
During phase two of the Yogg-Saron fight, Yogg sends thought-emotes to random raid members, but for some reason calls everyone “Daniel”. Ex: “Are you sure this is a good idea, Daniel?”, “I need my space, Daniel.”
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335158/The_BRK_Mace_of_Fo!@$&zle.html
I had to
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335167/Brain.html
“PUNCH IT LIKE A BAYBEH!”
Here’s something I threw together
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335189/Fang_of_the_Spirit_Beast.html
Would love to see something like this.
Another one for ya.
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335195/Big_Red_Gun_of_Ownage.html
Given Daniel’s love of a certain statement and his desire for better pet food, why not combine the two?
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335205/Foe_Sizzle_r.html
I want to see a Raspberry Latte Injector, instantly giving both mana and health back.
Congratulations, Daniel! Very much deserved!
Musgrave, <3 the Foe Sizzle-r!
My attempt
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/335307/Haste_is_a_lie.html
Heirloom bow. Nuff said
OK One More…
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/336099/Satchel_of_99_Light_Feathers.html
This is uber awesomeness.
Can anyone say UNNECESSARY FUNCTIONS?
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/337106/Dishwasher_Rocket.html
http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/338417/100lb_puppy_of_love.html
my item, you will like it