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FS_sucksDADDY WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!

I’m getting ready to watch the Steelers. They’re Daddy’s favorite football team.

I LOVE THE DOLPHINS!

I know you do, and we’ll get you a Dolphins jersey this weekend with your favorite number on it.

WHAT’S MY FAVORITE NUMBER, DADDY?!

Um… I don’t think you have one.

WHAT TEAMS ARE IN FLORIDA DADDY?!

Well, there’s the Dolphins, the Bucs, and the Jaguars. Those are the professional teams.

WHAT’S A PROFESSION TEAM DADDY?!

You know how Daddy goes to work to make money? Well professional football players play football to make money.

DO ALL FOOTBALL PLAYERS MAKE MONEY?!

No, some of them are college players. They play because the love the game.

WHAT ARE SOME COLLEGES DADDY?!

Well, I don’t watch college football, but I think the major football teams in Orlando are the Golden Knights, the Gators, and the Seminoles.

THE SEMINOLES SUCK.

I wonder if his first grade teacher is a Gator. (And yes, he totally said that.)

42 Responses to “Since Everybody I Work With Is a Golden Knight, I Think My Job Is Safe”

  1. Alex says:

    Gotta love when “suck” penetrates into the vocabulary…

    Good stuff *thumbs up* :)

  2. Clay says:

    I love the way your son’s words are in all caps in your posts… I can just hear the enthusiastic voice of a little boy asking his dad questions. :)

  3. Gnarf says:

    Another great post

  4. Trixie says:

    Very cute. Before you know it, your son will be able to read these posts. Looking back I think you will be pleased at the “footprint” of memories you are leaving here. Thanks for sharing them! :)

  5. Trixie says:

    Btw, Daniel, I forgot to mention in my last post…I am going to be in Orlando for a couple of weeks looking into a possible job relocation with my company! Given your new “status”, I say we hook up for a couple of adult beverages! :)

  6. Sarissan says:

    Dangit all these stories are making me want kids, don’t wanna go through the first 2 years of it, can I buy yours? lol. That’s really awesome and as mentioned by Trixie it’s really great that these posts could be sort of memories. You and your son are truly blessed to have each other. Take care and keep the good stories coming.

  7. Valorum says:

    BRK, no way you’re from pgh, is there? Or are you one of so many Steelers fans from other cities enthralled by the best team in the land?

    If your boy is as funny as you make him out to be, consider me very jealous!

  8. Different Spencer says:

    Steelers are my team too. Hoping we win this one (currently 10-7 tenessee)…

  9. Gekkoracing says:

    Heya D,

    Great postings…..I’m a freaquent visitor…rarely post…but, my lil man is 2.75….3 in Feb….and I’m just starting to get some of thos egreat phrases…the looks ( he winked at mom yesterday!!), so I know what’s comin’ is going to be awesomness too!

    What inspired me to post is the comment by Trixie….about the “footprints”…..my father had made several tape recordings (reel to reel) of me talking when I was an itty bitty….he also would write down my phrases…even my made up lil kid songs on any scrap paper he could find. When he visits he invatriably will bring over some lil tidbit of my youth…..a phrase….an old drawing……lol, even old report cards. When your lil dude gets bigger and matures out…starts getting ready to have a family…….he is REALLY going to appreciate these “footprints”……it will give him a looking glass back to when thing s were oh so simple!!!!!
    You are a very fun writer to read, I truly enjoy yours posts……life changes all the time…..for all the bad…good shows up soon….we live in a world that balances. So for all the most recent drama-sucky parts of life, keep an eye open for the greatness soon to come!!

    Thanks D,

    Gekkoracing, aka Ben

  10. Gekkoracing says:

    P.S.

    Jaguars for the win!!!!

    woot!

  11. momzilla says:

    @ Sarissan
    If you’ve got energy, WILLPOWER, and a great sense of humor, the first 2 years are a blast. Just remember no means no, and children don’t die just because they don’t always get what they think they want.

  12. Evidences says:

    The Steelers? Really? You’re dead to me.

  13. Abigayle says:

    Your son is absolutely right – the Noles DO suck.

    Go Knights!

  14. Dinaer says:

    A couple of years ago UCF dropped the “Golden” from their name and now are just the Knights.

    Its funny how, despite living in Orlando, we hear a ton about the Noles and Gators and so little about the Knights. Fame comes from success.

    And I’m not a college football fan either, but like your son, my kids favor the Gators, conditioned by friends and family.

  15. Clioratha says:

    Go Knights!

    And it is entirely likely his teacher is a Gator – there are a lot of them around here, especially teachers.

  16. cohiba says:

    I can only say 1 thing..

    DA BEARS!!!!

  17. ugh says:

    “The Steelers? Really? You’re dead to me.”

    QFT.

  18. Yay steelers! actually have do not have any major love for any team but my friend on the other hand… http://lifeatthecircus.com/2009/08/20/extreme-football/ anyway.

    Kids and they things they learn to repeat. lets hope he was talking about the team and not the tribe.

  19. Tom says:

    Use of the word “suck” at the age of six notwithstanding, your son is a wise boy. This bodes well for his future.

  20. WB says:

    It’s amazing the stuff kids pick up. This summer my son was in t-ball. One night at dinner, we mentioned something about the Chicago Cubs, and out of the blue our son says, “Hey Dad. Sox rule, Cubs drool.” My wife, a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan, just about fell over.

  21. Steve says:

    Being the humble Gator fan that I am >_> it’s good to see the boy is getting a fine Florida education! Noles do SUCK!

  22. Sonvar says:

    Very funny. I’m an Eagles fan personally but I rooted for them last night. Polamlu is still a ridiculous player and hopefully he’s not out for long.

    Your son is right about the Seminoles at least as of the past 4 years.

  23. Trixie says:

    @WB
    “Sox rule, Cubs drool.”
    THAT is awesome. I grew up in Chicago, and I’ve not heard that before. Hailing from the NW side, I was the *only* Sox fan…somehow I feel redeemed. ;)

    Thanks for brightening up my day with that.

  24. Matt says:

    HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO!

    I knew there was something I liked about you.

  25. Three of IV says:

    Go Big Blue!

  26. Allarr says:

    You don’t watch college ball? What a tragic loss…

  27. WOO HOO! GO STEELERS!

  28. Delicia says:

    Isn’t it interesting to see how our kids can be so easily influenced by their teachers or peers? I’m from Ohio, there’s a big college football rivalry with Michigan.My kids would come home and and trash talk the Michigan football team.. even though they don’t even like football, and have never even BEEN to Michigan. *rolls eyes*

    -Del

  29. Ziberious says:

    Nice man! I didn’t know you liked the Steelers! I live in Pittsburgh, actually.

    STEELER NATION! WOOH!

  30. HokieJayBee says:

    sup sup Daniel. i must agree with your genius son. the ‘noles do suck. you did in fact, forget one florida “university” (their term, used loosely here by me).

    the hurricanes of the “U”. after all, you can’t plead uncontested without the “U”.

    HJB

  31. Zball says:

    I’m gonna have to echo the sentiment of the little here. The ‘Noles do suck. They suck and they’re still going to be competing for a Bowl berth this season.

  32. Jacemora says:

    As a Gator Grad I approve this post!

  33. Nesse says:

    Having been raised in Florida, I can totally relate to this. I had a “Gator” teacher, and while I dont recall much bashing of the Sems, our school had a huge lunchtime argument about the upcoming Gators / Bulldogs game. Good times indeed.

  34. chance says:

    I hope your not one of the dang flip flop fans, anyway your son got it right, we seminoles suck, and this year gators will be the first to go back to back and start and end at #1. Not to mention making the noles go /facepalm on the way.

  35. Sylerend says:

    Hey, BRK (I know you don’t go by that name anymore)

    Just checking how things are going around here. Great to see that you are still at it. =D
    Too bad that you can’t make videos anymore, they were really entertaining, but oh well.
    Anyways take care Daniel, and keep on blogging.

  36. Matt says:

    Your boy just won me over! As a fellow Floridian, I have to agree with the little man. Go Gators!

  37. DaFord says:

    Gratz on breaking the Wowdiction, Danny boy.
    Though there is one rivalry that even takes me away from wow….
    *glove slaps Cohiba*
    Da bears
    Still
    ****
    Go pack GO!

  38. Phil says:

    Dem kids. They do say the darndest things don’t they?

    I wouldn’t know as I’m way to young to be having any, but your son sounds like a ton of fun!

  39. Farmsworth says:

    As a current UF student, I have to say your son is on a path to success.

  40. Treos says:

    STEELERS FTW! Man, BR…k…Daniel, I like you even more now. Being a Steelers fan is almost enough for me to forgive you for being a filthy Alliance. :-P

  41. Stephen says:

    They do suck. Go ‘Canes!

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