Comments on: The Switchblade Was Really a Lighter; Don’t Ask

By: reaper

reaper — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:26:52 +0000

i need to now how to fix the switch blade lighter mines being dumb

By: Allarr

Allarr — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:12:32 +0000

“Yeah… never thought of that. Now I don’t feel so smart.”

Technically, shouldn’t that be Brain’s job? So, shouldn’t it be Brain who doesn’t feel so smart, while you continue being plain-old-yet-utterly-awesome Daniel?

Don’t beat yourself up, man! Brain is the slacker who didn’t use… himself… But we can’t be too hard on him. He got you the Blu-Ray.

Also, how’s the change from NASA to the private sector treating you?

By: Gimmlette

Gimmlette — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:47:27 +0000

Tessy, I’ve seen them in small, medium, large, extra-large and extra-extra large, so large, the blue blazer he was wearing was begging to be put out of its misery.
I believe on the application for employment, there are lines that read, “If you have a sense of humor in any form, you cannot apply for work with this agency. Any person caught smiling or laughing or generally making the public’s day brighter after they have spent 2 hours in a line that has more twists than the one for “Splash Mountain” at WDW, will have said sense of humor extracted, slowly, painfully, through the nose.”
I’m thinking stagecoach west out of Omaha was better than this.

By: Tessy

Tessy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:42:44 +0000

Being Swedish myself, I am a bit curious about what a TSA Agent is? And do they generally come in large versions?

By: cohiba

cohiba — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:58:28 +0000

Hopefully the sweedish TSA Agent was named SVen but Helga or Erika.

I’m sooo glad we limit the TV my daughter watches, and she only gets to watch what we have. To bad about that little people dvd that got stepped on.. Muhahahaha

By: Veronica

Veronica — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:48:25 +0000

You and Brain are such a good team.

I don’t know what it is about TSA agents, but they scare the bejezzus out of me.