DADDY I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CAR.
Well, what kind of car would you buy?
ONE WITH MISSILES SO I COULD DESTROY MY ENEMIES.
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Girl: “I love horses!”
Another boy: “Well that’s just an opinion.”
My boy: “I HATE OPINIONS.”
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DADDY CAN I EAT MY STARBURST?
No, you have to wait for the lights in the theater to go out.
NOW?
No, the lights are still on.
NOW?
No.
NOW?!
Um, the lights are still on.
WELL WHEN?!
When the lights are off.
WHEN ARE THE LIGHTS GONNA BE OFF?
When the previews are over.
I HATE PREVIEWS!
Well, they’re necessary.
I HATE THINGS THAT ARE NECESSARY!
I know, kid-o.
NOW?!
No, the lights are still on.
(the final preview ends, and the lights dim)
Kid-o, you can eat your candy now.
NOT NOW THE MOVIE IS STARTING! DON’T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
LOL!!! Gotta love kids
I have a comment that I have wanted to make for a while…
If either of my parents had constantly called me kid-o, I would have been seriously impaired for life. That is all.
Kunukia…WHAT? How?
My daughters are nicknamed Punkin and Peanut… and Kunukia thinks kid-o would scar a kid for life?
hey, my mom calls my son “sugar booger” from where I’m sitting kid-o doesn’t sound that bad
Absolutely amazing, I’m gonna have to borrow this when the lady friend and I see A-Team Tuesday!
By any chance is your son named Garrosh Hellscream?
My twin boys are have two sets of nicknames – Monkey and Monster or Lumpy and Bumpy – hey who said you couldn’t confuse your kids
One climbs everything and the other throws the most amazing tantrums
As for Lumpy one’s heavier then the other and Bumpy likes to run but his arms and legs go all over the place hence Bumpy
So what did you go see? Shrek 14? Was it good? Did he ever eat the Starburst? What kind of car would he buy? Do you think Kunukia’s nickname was kid-o causing him to block it from his memory which brought this final result of not liking the nickname kid-o? Wow, sounds like I need to take my ADHD meds…
Heh. OK, I was not being that serious about the Kid-o thing. Still, by age 7, kids do have a sense of dignity to maintain, mine did anyway.
No, I was not called Kid-o, when a child. The nickname I was mostly called was Meme (for saying “meme want a cookie”, when very small).
I am not a he.
How come he wasn’t allowed to eat candy before the lights went out? I see no logic behind that
On another note, thanks for not one, but two, great blogs.
Oops, my bad Kunukia. Cute nickname.
@ Masta: Seeing it’s named Starburst I’d guess it’s some kind of candy that has a cute/cool light effect when eaten. Guess it’s one of those things only found in the USA. *sniffle* ; )
Starbursts dont have a cute/cool light effect, but they are in the USA and are delicious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starburst_%28confectionery%29
Last night my 4 yr. old son walks in and asks me what game I’m playing. I tell him Warcraft. He repeats it and it comes out Warcrap. I tell him, son you are exactly right.
Because masta, once you say no, you stick to no regardless of logic. That way, no means no, not “oh if I whine enough no will become yes.”
@Allar: the logic behind that I can understand, it´s the initial no I can´t…
I’m sooo stealing that line!!!
“I HATE OPINIONS!”
“ONE WITH MISSILES SO I COULD DESTROY MY ENEMIES.”
I wonder how many enemies a seven year old can have