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DADDY I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CAR. Well, what kind of car would you buy? ONE WITH MISSILES SO I COULD DESTROY MY ENEMIES. … Girl: “I love horses!” Another boy: “Well that’s just an opinion.” My boy: “I HATE OPINIONS.” … DADDY CAN I EAT MY STARBURST? No, you have [...]

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Answering the Mail Bag

1. Yes, I’m trying the WoW Friends and Family Alpha. BRKworgen and BRKgoblin are running amok. 2. No, I’m not going to violate the Non-Disclosure Agreement. 3. No, this does not mean I’m coming back to “play” WoW. My account has not been active for a year and it isn’t active now. 4. No, TJ [...]

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No, There Were No Takers

DADDY DADDY DADDY CAN WE GO SWIMMING THERE ARE PEOPLE AT THE POOL AND SOME ARE SWIMMING SO THE WATER IS WARM ENOUGH TO SWIM AND I WANNA GO SWIMMING SO CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO SWIMMING?!?!?! “Uh, kiddo? You need new swimming trunks…” CAN WE BUY ME NEW SWIMMING TRUNKS SO I CAN [...]

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Frackin? Frekin? Farkin?

Took the boy to one of those bowling alley/arcade/expensive food/loud music for no d@mn reason/birthday mecca places. 1. Boy got his first “credit card” there. You know how you load it up with fake-money with real-money, then you spend the fake-money without thinking it’s real-money, but you KNOW it’s real-money so the anger is just [...]

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2010 Who the {Bleep} Knows

The big thing for which I am waiting, I am still waiting. I lost a very, very good friend. Not as in lost-lost, or “I left her at Macy’s by accident” lost, but just lost. I hope she’s going to be OK, I miss her a ton. If you are up north and are experiencing [...]

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OK These Made Me Sniffle

Tiding my son’s room, I found these three notes. Does this mean I have to buy my son a dune buggy? I mean if it does, OK, I’m on it, but this is either “Dune Buggy” or “Vacation in Vegas” territory, right? Share on Facebook

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It’s Very Quiet

My son is with his mother for the Holidays, and my home is very, very quiet. I have spent the better part of this month spending as much time with my son as possible, collecting every smell, every hug, every look on his face. I was a nurse last weekend, caring for him as he [...]

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I Dont Count

At cub scouts tonight, I learned my worth. “THERE ARE JUST FIVE PEOPLE HERE DADDY.” Well, there are mommies and daddies, too. “PARENTS DONT COUNT.” And I will remind him of that when his first college tuition check is due. Share on Facebook

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100lb Puppy of Love

He found the squeaker in his new toy and celebrated by rolling in the stuffing. When was the last time you were this happy? Share on Facebook

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Kiddo, do you want anything on your hamburger? NO. You sure? YES. You want some cheese? UM… YES PLEASE. Do you want anything else? NO. How about some lettuce? UM… YES PLEASE. Do you want anything else? NO. How about some onion? UM… YES. Do you want anything else? NO. How about some ketchup? UM… [...]

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