a Daniel Howell blog
Posted in Family on Sep 28th, 2011
Zeus is a two-year old (approximate) Maine Coon who we brought home from Pet Rescue By Judy today. He was rescued from a kill-shelter by Judy, and when I saw Zeus online, I knew he was supposed to come home with me. Zeus has learned to co-exist with the 100lb Puppy of Love easily, bopping [...]
Posted in Family on Jan 4th, 2011
NOTE! Spelling rules are hereby repealed for the duration of this post. I refuse to spend hours Googling cartoon character names. DADDY DADDY DADDY! “Yes?” DAAADDEEE! “Yes?” DADDYDADDYDADDY! “I’m right HERE!” Oh. LOOK AT THIS CARD ITS LUQUASIA AND IT EVOLVES FROM QUASAR AND IT HAS 110 HEALTH AND DOES 80 DAMAGE ITS AN EPIC [...]
Posted in Family on Dec 23rd, 2010
How much can one divulge in a public place before crossing the line between expressing ones personal emotional feelings and revealing private family matters? Let’s see what I can do. I am feeling very, very good. That’s safe. I have not been feeling very good for a long, long time. That is too. I am [...]
1. Animals at a petting farm know where their bread is buttered. The signs say that they could bite, but those two donkeys would eat the grain of a newborn’s backside and not leave a mark. 2. A hayride itself is benign, but if the driver says “Whoops…” you know the party is getting started. [...]
Posted in Family on Jun 12th, 2010
DADDY I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CAR. Well, what kind of car would you buy? ONE WITH MISSILES SO I COULD DESTROY MY ENEMIES. … Girl: “I love horses!” Another boy: “Well that’s just an opinion.” My boy: “I HATE OPINIONS.” … DADDY CAN I EAT MY STARBURST? No, you have [...]
1. Yes, I’m trying the WoW Friends and Family Alpha. BRKworgen and BRKgoblin are running amok. 2. No, I’m not going to violate the Non-Disclosure Agreement. 3. No, this does not mean I’m coming back to “play” WoW. My account has not been active for a year and it isn’t active now. 4. No, TJ [...]
Posted in Family on Mar 28th, 2010
DADDY DADDY DADDY CAN WE GO SWIMMING THERE ARE PEOPLE AT THE POOL AND SOME ARE SWIMMING SO THE WATER IS WARM ENOUGH TO SWIM AND I WANNA GO SWIMMING SO CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO SWIMMING?!?!?! “Uh, kiddo? You need new swimming trunks…” CAN WE BUY ME NEW SWIMMING TRUNKS SO I CAN [...]
Posted in Family on Mar 7th, 2010
Took the boy to one of those bowling alley/arcade/expensive food/loud music for no d@mn reason/birthday mecca places. 1. Boy got his first “credit card” there. You know how you load it up with fake-money with real-money, then you spend the fake-money without thinking it’s real-money, but you KNOW it’s real-money so the anger is just [...]
The big thing for which I am waiting, I am still waiting. I lost a very, very good friend. Not as in lost-lost, or “I left her at Macy’s by accident” lost, but just lost. I hope she’s going to be OK, I miss her a ton. If you are up north and are experiencing [...]
Posted in Family on Dec 22nd, 2009
Tiding my son’s room, I found these three notes. Does this mean I have to buy my son a dune buggy? I mean if it does, OK, I’m on it, but this is either “Dune Buggy” or “Vacation in Vegas” territory, right? Share on Facebook
