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After my divorce and custody battle, I have had quite a few guys email me and ask for advice on these subjects. I’ve spoken to a few on the phone, emailed plenty, and I perhaps provided a glimmer of hope for the future. Needless to say, when prodded, I can gush about many subjects, not [...]

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I made a “raclette” as a side dish that sent my step-daughter into spasms of joy. This will have to be a blog post recipe since she included “potatoes and melted cheese” in her nightly prayers. The iMac’s video card cost $330 to replace, then it broke again. Thankfully, the card was still under its [...]

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Actually, Things Are Awesome

For many months, I’ve been trying to determine the best way to write about all the things that have happened in the past couple of years. This process interferes with my blogging, as sometimes I feel like writing about cooking is a defense-mechanism to help me cope with not being able to write about that [...]

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Things I Learned on Vacation

1. Animals at a petting farm know where their bread is buttered. The signs say that they could bite, but those two donkeys would eat the grain of a newborn’s backside and not leave a mark. 2. A hayride itself is benign, but if the driver says “Whoops…” you know the party is getting started. [...]

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You’re a teacher and you want to write a book for Prentice Hall. Perhaps you are writing a textbook or an educational pamphlet. What are you gonna do with those double-spaces after periods? “Always double-space your manuscript so that it can be easily copyedited. Type all copy flush left, rag right, including heads. Use a [...]

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Because I Can’t Form a Coherent Theme

Arm and Hammer Baking Soda for Carpets is worth every penny. If you have a pet, use the stuff. Not only is the scent acceptable, it really does make the pet-hair release itself from the carpet fibers. My oriental rug is green! I remember! Star Wars Lego. We’re not there yet, but I can’t wait [...]

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Blast from the Past

The only picture I have of me at college, circa 1988. That’s the wind-tunnel at my almost all-male engineering school in the background. I wish I had a good college story for this, but I really don’t. Share on Facebook

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Well OK, Just This Once

Did you really quit WoW in May? How many times did you see Christy Brinkley in something other than traditional clothing? What kind of car did your grandfather drive? What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard in WoW? Where did you live while going to elementary school? Who was the first girl you ever kissed? [...]

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The Questions Are None of Your Business

Well,  it took a while but we’ve accumulated enough reader questions that we can do an entire post on them.  So with no further ado, Our Answers: Yes. Twice. Datsun. The Diet Coke of Evil. Lexington, KY. She was blond, we were both five years old, and I broke her arm totally accidentally because I [...]

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I Need a 12″ Subwoofer, I Know

I love to drive. No, you don’t understand. I LOVE to drive. Driving is how I learn about myself, it’s how I reflect on my mistakes, my successes, and my hopes for the future. Driving helps me pray. Some people burn incense, some people read the Bible, I drive. When I was in high school, [...]

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