a Daniel Howell blog
Posted in Life on Jul 27th, 2009
Men are scanning you, ladies. All of you. All of us. Perpetually. There is a difference between scanning and leering, and we men know that. Most men are capable of not leering most of the time, but we all scan. This scan even has a name: The Yes-No-Yes. We scan you in three separate data-points: [...]
Posted in Life on Jul 24th, 2009
Daniel, I don’t wanna watch Obi-Won Kenobi run around with Scarlett Johansson if they’re not gonna get frisky. Brain, shut up. It’s not that bad a movie. It’s horrible, Daniel. I don’t like to invoke His name, but this is truly God Awful. Brain, behave. CMON OBI-WON! Use the Force and get ‘er naked! Brain! [...]
Posted in Life on Jul 23rd, 2009
Lunch this week: Thai Monday, Indian Tuesday, leftover pork Wednesday, Chinese Thursday. Friday has to rock. Polynesian? Japanese? I need another USB cable for my iPhone. Amazon has them for $4 with shipping, but I’m leery; sounds too inexpensive. I change the catbox litter three times per week: both garbage eves and Saturday. I don’t [...]
Posted in Life on Jun 23rd, 2009
Hey Brain? Yes Daniel? There’s a small puddle of goo on the tile right outside your bedroom door. Goo? Describe it. Clear. More gelatinous than water. Pooled in a circular formation, approximately six inches in diameter. It’s probably dog vomit. Not from the cat? The cat prefers to vomit on the really good carpet, or [...]
Posted in Life on May 28th, 2009
So I’m getting a divorce. There, I said it. I have been going through a lot of grieving these past months, a lot of sadness, anger, and many completely sleepless nights, but I am finally able to accept it; my marriage is over. My future-ex moved to Connecticut in February and decided not to come [...]
