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Going on a business trip next month and I am finally breaking down and getting an iPad 2. This has been an easy decision; that hard one is finding the right case.

When I’m going to make a Large Purchase, I do loads of research, so I’ve been scouting iPad cases for months. Car shopping can take years, literally. But this morning I finally… well I was going to say “broke down” and bought it, but that’s now how it felt. I was guided by the hand of Providence, granting me the strength and grace to make my purchase. I hadn’t planned on buying today, but as my trip is less than a month away, so it must be time to gather my tech-toy stable together and do that which engineers do with their extra cash:

Play like a mo-fo.

As soon as my new case gets to my door, I’m bustin’ a move down to the Apple Store and nabbing myself a black iPad 2!

Not gonna touch on everything, but let’s browse a bit.

New Expansion – Mists of Pandaria

The connotation is cool, quiet, reflective, peaceful, and even spiritual. I like it.

Pandas.

Pandas.

I’ll vote with the “Let’s Wait and See” crowd for the moment. But still… Pandas?

New Class – Monk

Hand to hand combat specialist using Chi? I’d buy an xpac just for this alone.

Level Cap – 90

Duh.

Five Zone Continent (Single Unified Continent)

  • Asian Influence
  • Auction House, Bank, Central Questing Hub
  • No Flying till Max Level
  • Scale is 3x bigger then Twilight Highlands

Rock me, sock me, at the launch party ya better not block me. The single greatest thing I’ve ever experienced in WoW was the initial portal into Outland. Gimme that again!

As far as the content itself, I am a huge lover of Chinese movies with English subtitles, so the “Asian influence” is an instant Yes for me.

The Wandering Isle – Giant Turtle Starter Zone

Hijacked from Avatar, the Last Air Bender. I actually really like this cartoon, although the movie was warlock-awful. Let’s hope Blizz goes cartoon, not movie.

First Neutral Race with a One Way Choice to be Alliance or Horde

IS THAT PANDA MY FRIEND OR MY ENEMY?! Aside from that little bugaboo, I love it.

Pandarian can be Hunter, Mage, Monk, Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Priest

DEAR ELUNE I get to be a Panda Hunter with a Bear pet!! That’s a great big tall frosty glass of Win, right there.

Monk

  • Brewmaster – Tank
  • Mistweaver – Healer
  • Windwalker – Melee DPS

Brewmaster? That’s a Dwarf title! I’m outraged. If this doesn’t get changed, I’ll be surprised. It just doesn’t seem to fit the theme.

Pandarian Racials

  • Bouncy: reduces fall damage by half
  • Inner Peace: double rested XP
  • Gourmand: +15 to cooking
  • Epicurean: double stats to food buffs
  • Quaking Palm: puts target to sleep for 3 seconds

Bouncy? You could apply this to being a tank as well, couldn’t you? Inner Peace means I’ll actually level this guy. Epicurean I like, but how about making a Sommelier that gets double stats to drink buffs, too?!

New Talent System

I’ve looked at the preliminary talent calculator and I gotta say I’m not impressed, especially with the Hunter tree. Once I get into the Friends and Family Alpha I have more to say about this… although I’ll be NDA’d say I won’t be able to say anything about it. Yes, Blizz is dumbing it down. However, if they can dumb it down while simultaneously making lots of specs raid-viable and reducing the need to run a cookie-cutter spec, I might give the eventual product a thumbs-up.

Pet Battle System

I’m a hunter; I have real pets. You non-combat pet collectors can go talk to yourselves about this.

Dungeons

  • Nine New Dungeons
  • Six dungeons across Pandaria
  • Heroic Update to Scholomance and Scarlet Monastary, Wings 1 and 2

Nothing not expected. I was never a fanatic of Scholomance or SM, so having these updated doesn’t really intrigue me too much. YMMV.

Raids

  • Three Raids
  • Raid Finder, Normal and Heroic Difficulties
  • World Bosses Return!

World Bosses FTW! Raid Finder FTW!

BUT WORLD BOSSES!

Yeah, I’m a little over-enthused. But if I can kite world bosses to Goldshire again, then we’ll have something.

Weapon Updates

  • Hunter Minimum Range – Gone
  • Hunter Melee Weapon – Gone
  • Ranged Slot for all others – Gone
  • Relics – Gone
  • Rogues and Warriors can throw weapons
  • Wands become Main hand Weapons

YES, YES*, YES, /blank stare, /blinks, /nods.

* This big YES is dependent upon the melee weapon replacement. Can we have quivers and ammo pouches back that we can manufacture or modify with stats?

As a Leatherworker, it gets tiring making gear that get replaced with the first tier of raid content. Let me make ammo pouches are quivers that replace the melee stat-stick and I’ll be a happy camper.

 

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

This is the First Amendment to the US Constitution. One of the things I find most wonderful about this document is the language with which it was written. You can understand what it says there, can’t you. It’s simply yet elegantly written.

For comparison, have you ever actually read the United States Code? I randomly picked a snippet for you to see how bureaucrats get paid.

United States Code, Title 11 Bankruptcy, Chapter 1 General Provisions, Section 109 Who May Be A Debtor, Subsection e:

“Only an individual with regular income that owes, on the date of the filing of the petition, noncontingent, liquidated, unsecured debts of less than $250,000 and noncontingent, liquidated, secured debts of less than $750,000, or an individual with regular income and such individual’s spouse, except a stockbroker or a commodity broker, that owe, on the date of the filing of the petition, noncontingent, liquidated, unsecured debts that aggregate less than $250,000 and noncontingent, liquidated, secured debts of less than $750,000 may be a debtor under chapter 13 of this title.”

Our constitution can be read by regular people, whereas the Law has to be read and interpreted by attorneys. You can, right now, read the US Constitution and understand what it means, even over two hundred years after it was written. It’s an amazing document. Imperfect, of course, but still the most wonderful treatise on self-government ever created.

Let’s break down just the first part of the First Amendment for kicks.

Congress – Congress one of the three branches of the federal government: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. The legislative branch makes the laws. Thus the combined House of Representatives and the Senate is Congress.

Congress shall make no law – Ah, we are limiting the power of the federal government here. The federal government shall NOT be permitted to make a law that does… what?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion – Congress cannot establish a religion. They cannot create a religion. Gotcha, simple.

What would happen if…

“I, Representative Snugglebuns, do hereby submit this request to the Congress: we should create the Church of America!”

Can that happen? No. The congress is specifically prohibited from establishing a religion, thanks to the First Amendment.

How about…

“I, Representative Snugglebuns, do hereby submit this request to the Congress: we should create the Church of America! Attendance is not mandatory. No public funds will be allocated to the Church of America. No records of its members and leadership will ever be kept. It’s just a document that says that there exists a Church of America as established by the federal government, that’s it, muchachos!”

Can that happen? Again, no. Congress is specifically prohibited from establishing a religion, regardless of anything else.

That’s the Federal Government. Can the states themselves establish State Religions? Unfortunately, that’s a tricky question.

For about one hundred fifty years, yes indeed the states could have their own religions. Virginia had a state religion until 1786. Connecticut had a state religion until 1818. Massachusetts had laws until 1833 that required every man to belong to a church.

Did the constitution’s First Amendment prohibit states from having state religions? No, it didn’t. Could each state have in its own state constitution prohibitions on state religions? You’re darn tootin’ they could! However, as the founders of the USA wished, the powers of the federal government were minimal. The federal government was created by individual states, and those states did not wish to have an overarching federal government created just to suppress the liberty of the people who created it.

Simple, easy, fun to do, yes? And that’s it, right? We can move on, can’t we?

No. We can’t.

See, back in 1946, a man named Everson brought a case to the Supreme Court, arguing that the state of New Jersey was, through circumstance of law, advocating a state religion which he believed violated the New Jersey constitution and the US First Amendment.

He fought all the way to the New Jersey Supreme Court and lost. But he continued fighting, all the way to the US Supreme Court.

Everson lost there, too. But an interesting (and many say awful) thing happened: Justice Hugo Black decided to interpret the First Amendment.

Everson lost 5-4, but the majority opinion of the court, written by Justice Black, included this:

“The ‘establishment of religion’ clause of the First Amendment means at least this: Neither a state nor the Federal Government can set up a church. Neither can pass laws which aid one religion, aid all religions or prefer one religion over another. Neither can force nor influence a person to go to or to remain away from church against his will or force him to profess a belief or disbelief in any religion. No person can be punished for entertaining or professing religious beliefs or disbeliefs, for church attendance or non-attendance. No tax in any amount, large or small, can be levied to support any religious activities or institutions, whatever they may be called, or whatever form they may adopt to teach or practice religion. Neither a state nor the Federal Government can, openly or secretly, participate in the affairs of any religious organizations or groups and vice versa. In the words of Jefferson, the clause against establishment of religion by law was intended to erect ‘a wall of separation between Church and State.

What Justice Black did was to take a simple section of the First Amendment, that for one hundred fifty years meant exactly what it said – Congress cannot establish a religion – and make that restriction on federal government apply to state and local governments.

So while the First Amendment reads, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,” Justice Black wrote that what it MEANS is, “Neither Congress, the States, nor local governments shall make law respecting an establishment of religion.”

Justice Black interpreted the First Amendment and told the entire country what it REALLY meant. And by doing so, he took a restriction placed upon the federal government and placed it upon the states. This act has a name, by the way. It is called, “Incorporation”.

Justice Black incorporated the First Amendment. Although the constitution NEVER grants the Judicial branch the right to interpret the constitution, they have done so, changing the meaning behind the language to fit their particular agenda. This is why, today, potential Supreme Court justices are no longer qualified by their ability to APPLY laws to disagreements, but instead are tested to see their views allow them to INTERPRET laws, and if they are more like to interpret them in ways in which Congressmen agree.

So if you live in Oregon and the people elect state representatives to establish a Church of Oregon via the Oregon state constitution, they will suddenly have a federal lawsuit on their hands because, thanks to the incorporation of the First Amendment, the people of Oregon will be in violation of the incorporated First Amendment.

But remember this: the constitution and the Amendments were written to limit Federal power, not the power of the States. Remember that the founders also wrote the Tenth Amendment:

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”

That’s pretty simple; the federal government has no powers other than those specifically granted it in the first nine Amendments to the constitution. But magically through the powers of incorporation, the federal government now had the power to regulate the establishment of state religions, something the founders expressly forbade it via the First and Tenth Amendments.

Every Amendment save the Ninth has been incorporated, which means that the simple, beautiful language of the Constitution no longer means what it says, but only means what men in robes SAY it means. And what they say it means can change based upon the political leanings of the justices at any given time.

When the simple language of the constitution is twisted, manipulated, and employed in ways that it was never intended, we are no longer a government of laws, but a government of men. And while you may at times have men in power who agree with what you believe and interpret and incorporate laws in ways you think are good and just, there will also come a day that someone with whom you violently disagree suddenly has those same powers.

It is therefore my belief to never vote for a political party of for or against a specific issue. I believe in the rule of law, not the rule of men, and thus attempt to vote for people of a similar belief, regardless of their personal religion, gender, race, ethnicity, monetary success, age, or personal habits.

I stand with the Constitution, inasmuch as there’s anything left of it.

With the tinkering of non-Marksman stats (increasing AP bonus with BM and Explosive Shot damage) on the PTR, I believe that it can be reasonably said that Marksman is the best spec for pre-4.3 raiding and that as I raid as a BM hunter, I am doing not as much DPS as I could.

BAZINGA.

Here! Take $10,000 and buy the fastest car you can.

  • Car 1: 2001 Mazda MX-5 Miata, 4 cylinder, automatic transmission.
  • Car 2: 2004 Ford Mustang, 6 cylinder, automatic transmission.
  • Car 3: 2004 Ford Mustang, 6 cylinder, manual transmission.

Which car is fastest?

It depends. It depends upon the driver and the race course.

Car 1 is the Survival spec. The Miata is light and nimble as it responds to the driver’s every thought. Everybody can drive it, but to drive it well one needs to do more than just stomp on the gas.

Car 2 is the Marksman spec. It’s got a powerful engine and it’s easy to drive. Everybody can get in it and go fast, as long as the track is not terribly curvy and braking is not an issue.

Car 3 is the BM spec. If the driver cannot drive a manual transmission, then no matter how powerful the car is the driver will never be able to drive it well. If you cannot control your pet, and maximize ITS dps and keep IT alive, then it doesn’t MATTER how good a shooter you are, you’re going to lose out on the DPS meters.

Now if you’ve only got $10,000, these are your choices. And with your limited budget, if you’re like most people, you’re going to choose Car 2 because you can get as much performance for as little money and effort as possible. If you raid a couple of days per week and have a life outside of WoW, the MM spec will get you where you want to go, similar to a manual-transmission Mustang.

One can breakdown the spec-stats on who plays which spec, but can we break that down based upon how much time the player plays?

What if you have more money, i.e. more time to play? When heroic Rags was first defeated, I read that it took them hundreds of wipes to win. Who has that kind of time? Compare that to someone with lots of money buying a Porsche and driving against that dude in his $10,000 Mustang. The Porsche-owner may or may not have mad skills, but he has a much faster car. He has an immediate advantage over the rest of us. If we were to breakdown the spec-stats of people who play more than 40 hours per week in WoW, he’s playing a different game than we are because he’s got lots more experience, a much more cohesive raiding team, and frankly, better gear, i.e. a faster more expensive car.

If that extreme player is using the Marksman spec and doing tons of damage, does that mean you should too?

Let’s grab a professional racecar driver and slap him in the $10,000 automatic Mustang. He’s going to get more out of that car than you are. He’s going to go faster because he’s a much better driver. Let’s take my nine year old son and put him behind the wheel of that Porsche. He’s going to wreck it because he has no experience. You in your $10,000 Mustang will be much faster than the Porsche now! Just because Mario is doing something does not necessarily mean that you should too, because his entire environment is different than yours, even though you’re both driving on the same road, (i.e. playing the same game.)

Can you drive a manual transmission car? Do you understand under-steer, counter-steer, heel-n-toe braking, and where the powerband is in a Mustang’s engine? If so, then you’ll get more out of the manual Mustang than you would out of the automatic Mustang, even though most other people will do better in the automatic.

If Blizz buffing BM and SV on the PTR because the spec is inherently weaker than MM? Or could they be buffing those specs because so many people are driving the manual Mustang that is Marksman and they want a few more Miata’s and manual transmission cars on the roads? We’d have to be privy to some internal memos and emails to know the answer for certain.
But regardless of the true answer, the case can be made that playing either BM or SV in Firelands is neither a hindrance nor blasphemous.

Put me behind the wheel of an automatic Mustang and I’m going to get bored. I’m going to wish I had my clutch pedal back, that my right hand will grasp for a gear handle and eventually be depressed to find a clunky PRND12 on the floor.

But put me in a manual Mustang and I’m going to work harder at driving, enjoying the effort and the rewards of actually Driving. I’m going to get more out of my manual transmission than you are going to get out of your automatic. And my speed is going to be faster than yours, even though many more people drive an automatic than they do manual transmissions. My BM-dps is going to kick your MM-dps to the curb.

Now if you happen to be Mario Andretti and you can get the maximum from a car as can be gotten, and my manual transmission car is inherently a little slower than the automatic, then you’ll probably go faster in the automatic than the manual; no matter how good I am at playing BM, Mario and his MM spec are going to beat me.

But that does not mean that I’ll go faster as a MM just because Mario does.

This is what I believe is happening in the spec-parses of the Best WoW Raiders. These people are great players, have lots of time to invest, and thus are able to crank out the more DPS out of MM because that spec has a slight advantage. But what happens is that the 99% of the other raiders see what those Andrettis are doing with MM and copy them, even if these other people happen to prefer manual transmissions.

I got an email from Dellyn just yesterday, saying she is playing a MM hunter but is a BM hunter at heart. She wants to get as much DPS from her BM spec as she does her MM, but doesn’t know how.

She’s driving an automatic Mustang and enjoying the power, but would prefer to drive a manual but can’t work the clutch.

Can I guarantee her that if she dedicates herself to raiding as BM for a month, she’ll eventually get as much BM-dps as she does MM-dps? No, I can’t. I can’t know for certain that she’s capable of driving a manual, and I can’t be certain that her dedication to learning to play as BM will overcome the apparent DPS-bias that MM seems to enjoy.

I raided WotLK as a SV hunter because BM was nerfed into oblivion. It was like comparing an automatic Mustang to an automatic Lincoln Towncar; there was no comparison. I didn’t like it, but it was necessary to fight for my rights on the DPS meters.

But I do know that it is possible to top the meters in Firelands, right now, as a BM hunter. You can drive a manual and go faster than the masses of people driving an automatic. There is no secret to success, there is no guarantee of victory, there is no shot-rotation that will put you over the top.

You’ve just got to try to learn to drive your BM-spec instead of ride it.

Summer is over and your C++ class is a bore.

Or.

The new server rack was installed and you’re “balancing” it for a few weeks.

Or.

The grand-kids have gone and your hubby is sleeping while you farm herbs every stinking night.

Or.

The courthouse put really good WiFi in and the attorney who employs you is finally willing to let you raid during night court.

Or.

That shadow priest you leveled up is really a lot of fun and you’d like to see just how you good at her instead of watching Chopped every night.

Wrath of Medivh needs ya! We need ya, that is, if you’re a Mage, Pally Tank, Shadow Priest, Warlock, or a Warrior Tank.

How it is we need tanks I have no idea; BRK causes plate to drop like dew in the morning.

We are 7/7 regular and 1/7 heroic Firelands, raid 4x per week, have a very relaxed and friendly group of raiders, and need a few peeps to keep us cruising up the guild-rankings.

Check out our forums and place an app if you’re feeling frisky.

Ragnaros as BM

No, BRK is not cutting-edge in terms of raiding. My guild suffered for the first two months in Firelands trying to run 25s before cutting down and switching to 10s, so we were that much behind everybody else. Then we had a massive guild-leadership failure and our main tank / raid leader, primary paladin healer, and some really good dps left us without warning, and that put us back another month. So a two weeks ago, we finally got Rags down. We would’ve had him down before the nerf, but whatcha gonna do.

I run Firelands as BM and BM only. I don’t switch specs but instead concentrate on making BM work on every fight to the best of my ability. I have been able to top the meters on every fight as BM, but this was the first time I’ve topped them on Rags. I’m not top DPS, but I am top total-damage, and to me that’s pretty cool too.

What do I like best about being BM in Firelands? I love, and I mean LOVE, having four spirit beasts in my portable stable, each one’s talents built differently.

A pet cannot do damage if it’s not in-contact with the mob, so ensuring that your pet has enough speed for the encounter is critical. For Shannox and Bethilac, I like to use my pet with a flat 30% speed boost. That way my pet is always in-contact with the dog-adds even when they’re chasing spears, and can always quickly switch between spiderlings. For Rags, Fanghelm, and Baleroc I use a spirit beast with no speed-boosts as the pet just slaps the boss in the butt the entire fight, only moving so that I can keep him in range for pet-heals. For Alysrazor and Lord Rhyolith, I like a pet with Charge as the pet has to switch targets frequently and Dash isn’t always available.

Why spirit beasts? Because they do a lot of damage, natch. But also because I macro their Spirit Mend spell to heal BRK almost (but not quite) continuously. On Rags, I take more heals from my pet than any healer, (see the chart below.) If I can keep the healers from having to worry about me, that’s just more heals for the rest of the raid, and that means greater raid-survivability.

Just because the dps-charts from jerksland.com insist you must run as Marksman doesn’t really mean you MUST run as Marksman. Do you love your spirit beast owl? Do you love Magria and Ghostcrawler? Can you fight the squishies for the tops of the meters while not dying? Then run Firelands as BM and enjoy what you do.

P.S. My Hit is below 8% because I picked up a valor-trinket during the break after Staghelm and didn’t Reforge. Rest assured, I did so afterwards. You can check my armory if ya doesn’t believe meh!

I grew up on Velveeta, tomato soup, and elbow macaroni as “mac n cheese”. It is still something I consider comfort food, but you don’t get this at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse. Can I make a restaurant-grade mac n cheese at home? Let’s try!

  • 1 cup of milk
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp of Flour
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp Butter
  • 8 oz of your favorite uncooked macaroni
  • 1 cup of shredded cheese
  • 1/2 cup of Panko bread crumbs
  • And because I think it’ll taste good, some leftover ham cut into chunks

Set the broiler on low and put a rack close to the cooking coils.

Boil water for the pasta, add salt, add the pasta, cook for the desired time and don’t forget to stir the pasta frequently.

In a medium pot on the stove, melt the butter and add the flour.

Stir it up, making a roux.

Add the milk, stir vigorously for one minute.

Keep stirring until the liquid thickens.

Add the shredded cheese to the liquid. I use a four-cheese blend as it melts very smoothly. Pure cheddar will melt and become grainy; I don’t recommend trying it.

Lower the temperature on the cheese sauce and keep stirring while the pasta cooks.

When the pasta is cooked, drain it and pour the pasta into your serving dish. I love my Le Creuset au gratin dish! Straight from the oven to table, doncha know.

I’m adding my ham now, but you can substitute something else or nothing at all.

Pour that cheese! Pour that cheese!

Slap your dish under the broiler and get that cheese slightly burned, approximately six minutes.

Take the dish out of the oven and marvel for a minute.

Spread the Panko bread crumbs on top of the dish, put the dish back into the oven, and leave it there for no more than thirty seconds. Don’t burn the bread crumbs, just toast them nicely.

Oooo! The mac n cheese comes out like this. Gather ’round and drool.

Serve immediately. Eat immediately. Eat seconds as soon as possible.

Like a Cat-Boss

Zeus is a two-year old (approximate) Maine Coon who we brought home from Pet Rescue By Judy today. He was rescued from a kill-shelter by Judy, and when I saw Zeus online, I knew he was supposed to come home with me.

Zeus has learned to co-exist with the 100lb Puppy of Love easily, bopping Quattro on the nose when the puppy gets in the way. Quattro, however, has decided to be unbelievably jealous of Zeus when he gets petted. Quattro stomps about, whines, barks, and makes a cute little @ss of himself; typical manly behavior.

Neutered, microchipped, vaccinated, and a tail the size of Bangor. My cup doth overfloweth!

Gamescom Interviews

Now that Gamescom is over, the last few interviews are popping up with a few interesting details. (via WoWCrakHed, GameLoller, Alllootsalldatime, and JudgeGalertruby)

Patch 4.3+

  • The new 5 man dungeons will help to introduce the Zul’Chokemeplease Raid.
  • The current plan with the Zul’Chokemeplease Raid is to have it all available by Spring 2012.
  • The Zul’Chokemeplease raid will be bigger than a Ulduar, with many phases (read, 117) or encounters with the next troll-boss, Trollwing. Trash-clearing will take approximately 20-hours of raiding in 25-man progression, if that helps you see what we’re cookin’ up.
  • Patch 4.4 will bring a world event before the next expansion. Probably more ziggarauts re-used from WotLK, though; don’t get your hopes up for any effort on our part.
  • The next expansion should be released. We swear! It’s gonna be called World of Warcraft: Trollaclism! We know you love running troll-instances, so we’re going to make an entire expansion around running 5 man troll dungeons. Yes, the guy who thought this up got a huge bonus!

Future Changes and Features

  • Paid Guild Transfers are still in the works, but were lost on a USB stick that we were asked to send to the Middle East.
  • Battle.net account wide achievements are still in the works, because achievements are more important than bug-fixes or new content.
  • Armor dyes are unlikely to be included in the game, because sheesh that’s just stupid, but mount customization is a possibility. Fifteen bucks to turn your orange flaming hippogryph green? Yeah, baby! That totally is up our alley.
  • Class Quests are unlikely to return due to the fact that it’s an awesome idea and we hate our subscribers.
  • No gold sinks are coming soon because by the time we program a starlet into the game, she becomes irrelevant or releases a pr0n video.
  • A real money Auction House is not planned for WoW, but it shall be for every other game we make, and then we’ll stick our fingers in our ears and go NEENER-NEENER while 11-12 million people scream in apoplectic agony.

Other Notes

  • RealID LFD grouping was originally going to be paid because of the similarity to Paid Character Transfers, but they decided it was the right thing for the game to offer it for free. Plus, implementing it would’ve cut into the company outing to Amsterdam.
  • Cross realm RealID grouping is going to be expanded to cover Battlegrounds as well. Depending on how well that works it could be expanded to raids and rated battlegrounds. Of course, it’ll probably end life on Earth as we know it, but whatever.
  • There has been a drop in gold farming because phishing and hacking accounts is more profitable. The number of female toons dancing nekkid for gold at mailboxes is at an all-time low, and we promise to devote as many resources as necessary to reverse this trend.
  • New players are still having trouble with the first 30 minutes and five levels of the game, more hand holding is coming for very basic concepts like moving, questing, fighting, and looting. If that doesn’t work, we’ll teach them to farm gold or dance nekkid on mailboxes.
  • Blizzard did a lot to save time while getting Cataclysm finished, but ended up happy with the final result. That happiness was fueled with a lot of 1800 tequila, but the point stands.
  • The shared 10 and 25 man lockout has had both positive and negative effects, it solved the need to do both every week but removed some extra content that could be done every week. Some changes will be made in the future to make everyone happier with the solution. Basically, we’ll let you do whatever you want, whenever you want it, but the two bosses in Tol Borad won’t drop anything but greenies and rancid food. Is everyone happy NOW?!

Random Thoughts

On Tuesday, an (insert extremely vulgar and obscenity-laced tirade worthy of Dennis Leary here) BELF hunter stole my Spirit Beast Owl as I was taming it. But on Wednesday, I camped that bird and tamed it within thirty seconds of it spawning. My owl will serve me loyally and with love. That BELF’s owl is so befouled with bad karma that it’s going to be the subject of a Stephen King novel someday. I hope it spits in the hunter’s oatmeal.

I couldn’t care less about the purple spider anymore. It has bugged out, evaded, and cheated me out of four separate taming attempts. Considering that all it takes is a Druid to root the thing in place to tame, eliminating the need to actually kite/tame it, y’all can have it. Who raids with a spider anyway?

The new Etheral Bank of Etheralness is gonna make me go farm a full set of Beaststalker Armor. General Drak! I come for you!

The new Etheral Bank of Etheralness really makes me regret destroying my first set of epic PvP armor.

4/7 in Fireland 10s and my BM-spec hasn’t let me down once. Should be 5/7, but I had a date-night planned and the guild decided to progress without me. Should be 6/7, but a 10% wipe on Staghelm later in the week ruined our raid’s composure.

My 10-man Firelands raid team has had as many as three druids and three paladins at one time. We could be called the DP Guild, but that would raise eyebrows.

Still using the Extreme-Impact gun because I refuse to spend 30k on an Auction House xbow and I can’t get a ranged-weapon drop in Firelands to save my life.

Give Zul’Aman and Zul’Gurub to Deathwing and maybe we can reach a truce without having to resort to violence.

I miss Ironforge.

I kinda miss ammo.

I need a bigger personal stable:

  • Devilsaur for Crit bonus
  • Fire-turtle for emergency tanking
  • Two spirit beasts, one trained with Charge, one without
  • An empty slot for new-pet taming opportunities

Things I don’t see anymore:

  • Rogues
  • Elemental or Enhancement Shaman
  • Fury or Arms Warriors
  • Dranaei

Things there are too many of:

  • Paladins
  • Druids
  • Worgen

Places I will PvP Without a Second Thought:

  • Outside the gates of Stormwind. And I appreciate the Skull-mark on my noggin while I’m blowing you all to beejezus, too.

Places I Hesitate to PvP:

  • Gates to Firelands

Places my guild likes to PvP:

  • Gates to Firelands

Places I go to hunt BELF hunters who thieve spirit beasts:

  • Molten Front

Things I don’t really care about unless it shortens ZA/ZG queue times:

  • Tank-threat mechanics. If you can’t hold aggro after a Misdirect, there’s no help for you.

My favorite ZG bosses, in descending order:

  • Poison/Fire/Zombie/Yawn
  • Don’t Execute Me While I’m In Beastial Wrath, dude!
  • Green Beams and Pools
  • Free Metathingie
  • My pet is out-DPSing the mage on the chains?
  • Stay out of the wave? I can do that? I’ve only been running this instance for three months and I never knew that.

My favorite ZA bosses, in descending order:

  • Tranq Shot! I love Tranq Shot!
  • I can trap either add; this fight is a joke.
  • I’ll take first charge, every time.
  • Ha! My pet can attack the white bird while I’m captured!
  • It’ll lay odds that Bear/Dragonhawk is the end combo 50% of the time.
  • TANK THE DRAGONHAWKS TANK THE DRAGONHAWKS TANKS THE… sigh.

Things I do when I want valor but don’t want to wait 30 minutes for a ZA/ZG:

  • Run a random, regular heroic

Places I don’t want to go when I run a random, regular heroic:

  • Deadmines
  • Shadowfang Keep

Places I usually get when I run a random, regular heroic:

  • Deadmines
  • Shadowfang Keep

My favorite people:

  • Spider-killers in the Molten Front who loot their kills

My least-favorite people:

  • Spider-killers in the Molten Front who don’t loot their kills

When you do Molten Front dailies, the side you should do:

  • Spire with spiders, not cave with naga, and loot your spiders.

Reasons why I shouldn’t have a flame-kitty-druid as a hunter-pet:

  • None

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